A LAST WARNING 151 is in his own conceit the only Shakescene in a country. Oh, that I might entreat your rare wits to be employed in more profitable courses, and let those apes imitate your past excellence, and never more acquaint them with your admired inventions! I know the best husband of you all will never prove an usurer, and the kindest of them all will never prove a kind nurse: yet, whilst you may, seek you better masters; for it is pity men of such rare wits should be subject to the pleasures of such rude grooms. In this I might insert two more, that both have writ against these buckram gentlemen; but let their own works serve to witness against their own wickedness, if they persevere to maintain any more such peasants. For other new-comers, I leave them to the mercy of these painted monsters, who (I doubt not) will drive the best minded to despise them; for the rest, it skills not though they make a jest at them. But now return I again to you three, knowing my misery is to you no news; and let me heartily entreat you to be warned by my harms. Delight not (as I have done) in irreligious oaths; for from the blasphemer's house a curse shall not depart. Despise drunkenness, which wasteth the wit, and maketh men all equal unto beasts. Fly lust, as the deathsman of the soul, and defile not the temple of the Holy Ghost. Abhor those epicures whose loose life hath made religion loathsome to your ears: and when they soothe you with terms of mastership, remember Robert Greene, whom they have so often flattered, perishes now for want of comfort. Remember, gentlemen, your lives are like so many lighted tapers, that are with care delivered to all of you to maintain : these with wind-puffed wrath may be extinguished, which drunkenness put out, which negligence let fall; for man's time of itself is not so short, but it is more shortened by sin. The fire of my light is now at the last snuff, and, for want of wherewith to sustain it, there is no substance left for life to feed on. Trust not, then (I beseech ye) to such weak stays; for they are as changeable in mind as in many attires. Well, my hand is tired, and I am forced to leave F where I would begin; for a whole book cannot contain these wrongs, which I am forced to knit up in some few lines of words. Desirous that you should live, though himself be dying, Robert Greene. (A Groat's-worth of Wit.) GEORGE PEELE (1558-97) A FAREWELL TO ARMS TO QUEEN ELIZABETH His golden locks Time hath to silver turn'd; His helmet now shall make a hive for bees; And feed on prayers, which are Age his alms : And when he saddest sits in homely cell, He'll teach his swains this carol for a song: To be your beadsman now that was your knight. THEN mounted he upon his steed again, But still did follow one unto the end, The which at last out of the wood them brought : At length they chanced to meet upon the way And all the way he prayed as he went, And often knocked his breast, as one that did repent. He fair the knight saluted, louting low, Who fair him quited, as that courteous was; And after asked him, if he did know Of strange adventures which abroad did pass ? Silly old man, that lives in hidden cell, With holy father fits not with such things to mell. But if of danger, which hereby doth dwell, "Far hence," quoth he, " in wasteful wilderness "Then with the sun take, Sir, your timely rest, 44 Therefore with me ye may take up your inn For this same night." The Knight was well content; So with that godly father to his home they went. A little lowly hermitage it was, Down in a dale, hard by a forest's side, Which from a sacred fountain welled forth alway. THE FAERY QUEEN Arrived there, the little house they fill, Ne look for entertainment where none was ; He strowed an Ave-Mary after and before. The drooping night thus creepeth on them fast, 155 Sweet slumb'ring dew, the which to sleep them bids: He to his study goes, and there, amids His magic books, and arts of sundry kinds, He seeks out mighty charms to trouble sleepy minds. Then choosing out few words most horrible, And forth he called, out of deep darkness dread, |