A feeling from the Godhead caught, ON CRUELTY TO A HORSE. A man of kindness to his beast is kind ; He can't complain, but God's all-seeing eye He was design'd thy servant, not thy drudge, THE MENDICANT. "I am unable," yonder beggar cries THE DISAPPOINTED MAID. Cried Martha, "all man creatures I detest, A MAN'S LOSSES. Last Sunday night I lost my steed, Last Tuesday night. I lost my wife, THE PETITION OF 1. ( In 1759, Dr. Hill wrote a pamphlet entitled, "To David Garrick, Esq. the Petition of I, in behalf of herself and sisters." The purport of it was to charge Mr. Garrick with mispronouncing some words including the letter I; as furm for firm, vurtue for virtue, and others. The pamphlet is now forgotten; but the following epigram, which Mr. Garrick wrote on the occasion, deserves to be preserved, as one of the best in the English language. If 'tis true, as you say, that I've injured a letter, I'll change my notes soon, and I hope for the bet ter, May the just right of letters, as well as of men, Hereafter be fixed by the tongue and the pen ! Most devoutly I wish that they both have their due, And that I may be never mistaken for U. RENT DAY. The tenant to his landlord hied, THE FUNERAL. Cries Ned to his neighbours, as onward they press'd, Conveying his wife to her place of long rest “I beseech you, my friends, take a little more leisure, For why should we thus make a toil of a pleasure.". DR. WATTS. As Dr. Watts was standing one day in a coffee-house, he observed a gentleman looking very stedfastly at him, and presently heard him say to his friend-"That is Doctor Watts.""Is it?" replied the other; "then he is a very little fellow?"-On which Dr. Watts turned to them, and said— "Were I so tall to reach the sky, Or grasp the ocean with a span, ON THE REPOSE OF OLD AGE. You wish for age, and yet you dread to die; SWIFT'S LAST LINES. Swift, in his lunacy, had some intervals of reason. On one occasion his physicians took him with them to enjoy the advantages of fresh air. When they came to the Phoenix Park, Dublin, Swift remarked a new building which he had never before seen, and asked "what it was designed for ?" To which Dr. Kingsbury answered, "That, Mr. Dean, is the magazine for arms and powder, for the security of the city." "Oh, oh!" says the Dean, pulling out his pocket-book, "let us take an item of that. This is worth remarking; 'my tablet's!' as Hamlet says, my tablet's! memory put down that." Which produced the following lines, being the last the Dean ever wrote: "Behold a proof of Irish sense! When nothing's left that's worth defence, He then put up his pocket book, laughing heartily at the conceit, and clenching it with, "When the steed's stolen, shut the stable door." AN IDLE WIFE. Written on the mariage of the Hon. and Rev. Mr. Howard to Miss Idle. Most men left to their choice, I know, But few there would be found, 1 trow, Reply. Thy wit is subtle on my life, ON THE LOVELY MISS DEATH OF ALDGATE. Should distant lands divide me, love, from thee, "Oh Death! thou'rt welcome unto me." I'd cry, THE ROSE WITHOUT A THORN. Fanny. No Rose without a thorn, they say, Without a thorn to harm you. Henry. The wonder's common, as you'll find, SINGULAR DYING SPEECH. Verses made by Chediock Ticheborne of himself in the Tower, the night before he suffered death, who was executed in Lincolns Inn Fields, for treason against Queen Elizabeth, 1583. My prime of youth is but a frost of cares, And all my goodes is but vain hope of gain. My spring is past, and yet it hath not sprung; The fruit is dead, and yet the leaves are green, My youth is past, and yet I am but young, I saw the world, and yet I was not seen; My thread is cut, and yet it is not spun, And now I live, and now my life is done! I sought for death, and found it in the wombe; |