That Matthew's numbers run with ease Each man of common sense agrees;
All men of common sense allow, That Robert's lines are easy too: Where then the pref'rence shall we place, Or how do justice in this case?
Matthew (says Fame) with endless pains, Smooth'd and refin'd the meanest strains; Nor suffer'd one ill-chosen rhyme T'escape him at the idlest time;
And thus o'er all a lustre cast,
That, while the language lives, shall last, An't please your ladyship (quoth I), For 'tis my business to reply;
Sure so much labour, so much toil, Bespeak at least a stubborn soil:
Theirs be the laurel-wreath decreed, Who both write well, and write full speed!
Who throw their Helicon about
As freely as a conduit spout!
Friend Robert, thus like chien scavant,
Lets fall a poem en passant,
Nor needs his genuine ore refine!
'Tis ready polish'd from the mine.
[Printed in Duncombe's Horace.]
A humourous Description of the Author's Journey from
'Twas a long journey lay before us,
When I, and honest Heliodorus,
Who far in point of rhetoric
Surpasses ev'ry living Greek, Each leaving our respective home Together sallied forth from Rome.
First at Aricia we alight,
And there refresh, and pass the night,
Our entertainment rather coarse
Than sumptuous, but I've met with worse.
Thence o'er the causeway soft and fair To Appiiforum we repair.
But as this road is well supplied
(Temptation strong!) on either side
With inns commodious, snug, and warm,
We split the journey, and perform
In two days time what's often done By brisker travellers in one. Here, rather choosing not to sup Than with bad water mix my cup, After a warm debate in spite Of a provoking appetite, I sturdily resolv'd at last
To balk it, and pronounce a fast, And in a moody humour wait, While my less dainty comrades bait.
Now o'er the spangled hemisphere Diffus'd the starry train appear, When there arose a desp'rate brawl; The slaves and bargemen, one and all, Rending their throats (have mercy on us) As if they were resolv❜d to stun us. "Steer the barge this way to the shore; I tell you we'll admit no more; Plague! will you never be content?" Thus a whole hour at least is spent,
While they receive the sev'ral fares, And kick the mule into his gears, Happy, these difficulties past,
Could we have fall'n asleep at last!
But, what with humming, croaking, biting,
Gnats, frogs, and all their plagues uniting,
These tuneful natives of the lake
Conspir'd to keep us broad awake. Besides, to make the concert full, Two maudlin wights, exceeding dull, The bargeman and a passenger, Each in his turn, essay'd an air
In honour of his absent fair. At length the passenger, opprest With wine, left off, and snor'd the rest. The weary bargeman too gave o’er, And hearing his companion snore, Seiz'd the occasion, fix'd the barge, Turn'd out his mule to graze at large, And slept forgetful of his charge. And now the sun o'er eastern hill, Discover'd that our barge stood still; When one, whose anger vex'd him sore, With malice fraught, leaps quick on shore; Plucks up a stake, with many a thwack Assails the mule and driver's back.
Then slowly moving on with pain, At ten Feronia's stream we gain, And in her pure and glassy wave Our hands and faces gladly lave. Climbing three miles, fair Anxur's height
We reach, with stony quarries white.
While here, as was agreed, we wait, Till, charg'd with business of the state, Mæcenas and Cocceius come, The messengers of peace from Rome. My eyes, by wat❜ry humours blear And sore, I with black balsam smear. At length they join us, and with them Our worthy friend Fonteius came; A man of such complete desert, Antony lov'd him at his heart. At Fundi we refus'd to bait, And laugh'd at vain Aufidius' state, A prætor now, a scribe before, The purple-border'd robe he wore, His slave the smoking censer bore. Tir'd, at Muræna's we repose, At Formia sup at Capito's.
With smiles the rising morn we greet,
At Sinuessa pleas'd to meet
With Plotius, Varius, and the bard,
Whom Mantua first with wonder heard.
The world no purer spirits knows; For none my heart more warmly glows. O! what embraces we bestow'd,
And with what joy our breasts o'erflow'd! Sure, while my sense is sound and clear, Long as I live, I shall prefer
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