With wafting airs the winds obsequious blow, At first the creature man was fram'd alone, Lord of himself, and all the world his own. For him the nymphs in green forsook the woods, For him the nymphs in blue forsook the floods; In vain the Satyrs rage, the Tritons rave, They bore him heroes in the secret cave. No care destroy'd, no sick disorder prey'd, No bending age his sprightly form decay'd, No wars were known, no females heard to rage, And, poets tell us, 'twas a golden age. When woman came, those ills the box confin'd Burst furious out, and poison'd all the wind, From point to point, from pole to pole they flew, Spread as they went, and in the progress grew : The nymphs regretting left the mortal race, And altering Nature wore a sickly face. New terms of folly rose, new states of care; New plagues, to suffer, and to please, the fair! The days of whining, and of wild intrigues, Commenc'd, or finish'd with the breach of leagues; The mean designs of well-dissembled love ; The sordid matches never join'd above : Abroad the labour, and at home the noise, (Man's double sufferings for domestic joys,) The curse of jealousy; expense and strife; Divorce, the public brand of shameful life; The rival's sword; the qualm that takes the fair; Disdain for passion, passion in despair These, and a thousand yet unnam'd, we find; Ah fear the thousand yet unnam'd behind ! Thus on Parnassus tuneful Hesiod sung, The mountain echoed, and the valley rung, The sacred groves a fix'd attention show, The crystal Helicon forebore to flow, The sky grew bright, and (if his verse be true) The Muses came to give the laurel too. But what avail'd the verdant prize of wit, If Love swore vengeance for the tales he writ? Ye fair offended, hear your friend relate What heavy judgment prov'd the writer's fate, Though when it happen'd no relation clears, 'Tis thought in five, or five and twenty years. Where, dark and silent, with a twisted shade The neighbouring woods a native arbour made, There oft a tender pair, for amorous play Retiring, toy'd the ravish'd hours away; A Locrian youth, the gentle Troilus he, A fair Milesian, kind Evanthe she : But swelling nature in a fatal hour Betray'd the secrets of the conscious bower ; The dire disgrace her brothers count their own, And track her steps, to make its author known. It chanc'd one evening, 'twas the lover's day, Conceal'd in brakes the jealous kindred lay ; When Hesiod, wandering, mus'd along the plain, And fix'd his seat where love had fix'd the scene; A strong suspicion straight possess their mind, (For poets ever were a gentle kind,) But when Evanthe near the passage stood, Flung back a doubtful look, and shot the wood, "Now take" (at once they cry) "thy due reward," And, urg'd with erring rage, assault the bard. His corpse the sea receiv'd. The dolphins bore ('Twas all the gods would do) the corpse to shore. Methinks I view the dead with pitying eyes, And see the dreams of ancient wisdom rise : I see the Muses round the body cry, But here a Cupid loudly laughing by; He wields his arrow with insulting hand, And thus inscribes the moral on the sand. " Here Hesiod lies: ye future bards, beware How far your moral tales incense the fair. Unlov'd, unloving, 'twas his fate to bleed; Without his quiver, Cupid caus'd the deed : He judg'd this turn of malice justly due, And Hesiod dy'd for joys he never knew." AN ALLEGORY ON ΜΑΝ. A THOUGHTFUL being, long and spare, The man rose, staring like a stake; That, pleas'd to see with what a grace But ere he gave the mighty nod, Nor with long streets and longer roads Her honours made, “ Great Jove," she cry'd, " This thing was fashion'd from my side: His hands, his heart, his head are mine; Then what hast thou to call him thine?" " Nay, rather ask," the monarch said, "What boots his hand, his heart, his head, Were what I gave remov'd away? Thy part's an idle shape of clay." "Halves, more than halves!" cry'd honest Care, " Your pleas would make your titles fair, You clain the body, you the soul, But I who join'd them, claim the whole." Thus with the gods debate began, On such a trivial cause, as inan. |