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clared to her father and mother, that she was the true and lawful wife of that same Cardenio, who, it seems, was present at the ceremony; and who, when he saw her actually married, contrary to his former belief and firm expecta tion, quitted the city in despair, having first left a writing, that declared the wrong she had done him, and signified his intention to banish himself for ever from the society of mankind. All this transaction was so notorious and public in the city, as to furnish discourse for every body; and the subject was not diminished when it was known, that Lucinda was not to be found either in her father's house, or in any other part of the town, which was searched all over by her parents, who had almost run distracted, not knowing what other method they should take to retrieve her. This information revived my hopes a little; for I was better pleased to have missed Don Fernando, than to have found him married to another; thinking, that every gate of comfort was not yet shut against me, and that Heaven, perhaps, had thrown that impediment in the way of his second marriage, with a view of making him reflect upon what he owed to the first; and reminding him of his being a Christian, consequently more interested in the care of his soul than in any other hus man concern. All these things I revolved in my imagination; and, as I had no real comfort, consoled myself with the most feeble and distant hope, in order to support a life which I now abhor.

"While I remained in this city, undetermined what course to take, as I could not find Don Fernando, I heard a public crier describe my person and dress, and offer a considerable reward to any one that should discover where I was. Nay, it was said, that I had seduced from my father's house the young man who at tended me,—a circumstance that touched me to the very soul: finding my credit fallen so low, that they were not satisfied with publishing my escape, but must needs also mention my attendant, a creature so mean and unworthy of my at tention and regard, as soon as I heard myself proclaimed, I quitted the town, accompanied by my servant, who already began to give marks of staggering in his promised faith and fidelity; and that night reached the most woody part of this mountain, urged by the fear of being discovered; but, as it is commonly observed, one mischance invites another, and the end of one misfortune is often the beginning of a worse; this was literally my case: my trusty servant, who had hitherto behaved with such zeal and fidelity, seeing me in this solitary place, and in stigated by his own villainy, rather than any beauty of mine, attempted to avail himself of the opportunity which he thought this desert offered; and, with great impudence, contempt of Heaven, and disregard to me, began to talk of love; when, finding that I rejected his im

modest proposals with just indignation and disdain, he laid aside entreaties for the use of those who might please to use them, and began to employ force for the accomplishment of his will: but just Heaven, who seldom or never abandons the righteous intention, favoured and assisted mine so effectually, that, with the little strength I have, and no great trouble, I pushed him over a precipice, unknowing whether or not he survived the fall: then, as nimbly as my weariness and terror would allow, I penetrated farther into the mountain, without any other thought or intention than that of keeping myself concealed from my father, and those whom he had employed to find me out.

"I know not how many months I have lived in this place, where I met with a grazier, who took me into his service, and carried me to his house, which stands in the very heart of the mountain. Him I have served all this time in quality of a cow-herd, endeavouring to be always in the field, that I might the more easily conceal that hair which hath now so unexpect edly discovered my sex; yet all my care and industry were vain; for my master having found me out to be a woman, was seized with the same desire that took possession of my own servant. But fortune with the evil does not always send the remedy; for I could neither find rock nor bog by which I might have disabled my master, as I had before punished my man; and therefore, as the least inconvenience, I have left his house, and chosen to hide myself again among these thickets, rather than try my strength against him, in defence of my innocence. I say, I returned to these woods, in hopes of finding a place in which I might, without impediment, implore Heaven, with sighs and tears, to have compassion upon my misery, and give me industry and grace to overcome it, or quit my being in this solitude, without leaving behind me the least trace or remembrance of this forlorn wretch, who, without any fault of her own, hath afforded so much matter for conversation and censure both at home and abroad.

CHAP. II.

Of the beautiful Dorothea's discretion; with other pleasant and entertaining particulars.

"THIS, gentlemen, is the genuine detail of my tragic story: consider, therefore, and judge whether or not I have sufficient cause to heave more sighs than I have vented, utter more complaints than you have heard, and shed more tears than have flowed from mine eyes; and when you shall have deliberated upon the quality of my misfortune, you will perceive how vain all consolation must be; as the disease admits of no remedy. I only ask what you easily

can, and ought to grant, namely, that you will inform me where I can pass my life, without being harassed by the surprise and fear of being found by those who are in search of me.For, though I am well assured that my parents, out of their great love and affection, would receive me again into their favour, such is the shame and confusion I feel at the bare thought of their having altered their opinion to my prejudice, that I would rather conceal myself from their sight for ever, than appear in their presence under the suspicion of having acted contrary to the expectations they entertained from my virtue." So saying, she left off speaking, and her face was overspread with a blush that plainly denoted the sentiments and confusion of her soul. Those who had heard her story were equally surprised and afflicted at her misfortune; to which the curate was going to offer some consolation and advice, when Cardenio took her by the hand, saying, "It seems then, madam, you are the beauteous Dorothea, only daughter of Cleonardo the rich!" She was astonished to hear her father's name pronounced by one of such a miserable appearance; for we have already observed, how wretchedly Cardenio was clothed, and said to him, " And who are you, brother, who know so well my father's name, which, if I remember aright, I have not once mentioned in the whole course of my unfortunate story?"

"I am (replied Cardenio), that unfortunate man, to whom, as you have observed, Lucinda said she was married. I am that miserable Cardenio, whom the villainy of him who reduced you to your present situation hath brought to this deplorable condition in which you now see me, ragged, half-naked, destitute of all human comfort, and, which is still worse, deprived of my understanding, except at certain short intervals, that I enjoy by the permission of Heaven. I, Dorothea, am the person who was present at the perfidy of Don Fernando, and heard Lucinda pronounce the fatal Yes, by which she accepted him for a husband. I am he who wanted resolution to wait the issue of her swoon, or stay and see the result of that paper which was found in her bosom: for my soul could not sustain the shock of such accumulated misfortune; and therefore I quitted the house, already abandoned by my patience, and, leaving a letter with my host, whom I charged to deliver it into Lucinda's own hand, betook myself to these deserts, with an intention here to finish the life which from that instant I have abhorred as my most inveterate foe. But fate hath not been pleased to grant my wish, contenting itself with having deprived me of my judgment, with a view, perhaps, of reserving me for better fortune; which I begin to hope may proceed from this lucky meeting with you, since, if that which you have recounted be true, as I believe it is, there is a possibility that Hea

ven may have in store for us both a more favourable termination of our disasters than we imagine; for, supposing that Lucinda, who is already my wife, as she hath openly declared, cannot be married to Don Fernando, nor he lawfully wed her, being already espoused to you, I think we have room to hope, that Heaven will one day restore what mutually belongs to us; as it is neither alienated, ruined, nor irretrievable. And since this consolation still remains, sprung from hopes that are not very remote, and founded on expectations which are not the effects of a disordered imagination, I entreat you, madam, in the purity of your sentiments, to change your present resolution, as I intend to alter mine, and accommodate yourself to the hopes of better fortune; for I swear upon the faith of a gentleman and a Christian, that I will never abandon you, until I see you in the arms of Don Fernando, whom, if I cannot, by reasonable arguments, bring to a true sense of his duty towards you, I will then use that privilege to which every gentleman is entitled, and, in single combat, demand satisfaction for the injury he has done you, without minding my own wrongs, which I will leave to the vengeance of Heaven, that I may the sooner revenge yours upon earth."

This speech of Cardenio put an end to the surprise of Dorothea, who, being at a loss how to thank him for his kind and generous offer, stooped in order to kiss his feet; but this piece of condescension he would by no means allow. The priest answering for both, approved of Cardenio's declaration; and, in a particular manner, entreated, advised, and persuaded them to accompany him to the village where he lived, in order to provide themselves with what they wanted; and there consult some scheme either for finding Don Fernando, or for carrying Dorothea back to her parents, or, in short, for doing that which should seem most necessary and convenient. Cardenio and Dorothea thanked him for his courteous offer, which they immediately embraced; and the barber, who had been silent and attentive all this time, having joined the curate in his compliments and hearty proffers of service, briefly recounted the cause which had brought them thither; namely, the strange madness of Don Quixote; observing, that they were then waiting for the return of his 'squire, whom they had sent in quest of his master. Cardenio immediately, as if it had been the faint impression of a dream, recollected and related the quarrel which had happened between the knight and him, though he could not remember the cause of the dispute.

At that instant they heard and recognised the voice of Sancho, who, not finding them in the place where he had left them, hollowed aloud; upon which they went to meet him, and, inquiring about Don Quixote, were told by the squire, that he found him naked to the shirt,

wan, meagre, half-famished, and sighing for his mistress Dulcinea; that when he (Sancho) told him she had commanded him to quit that place, and go immediately to Toboso, where she waited with impatience to see him, he had answered, that he was determined never to appear before her, until he should have performed such achievements as would render him worthy of her favour; and Sancho observed, that if this resolution should hold, it was possible he might never attain to the rank of an emperor, as he was in duty bound, nor even to that of an archbishop, which was the least he could expect. He de sired them, therefore, to consider some means of disengaging the knight from his solitude. The priest bade him be under no concern, for they would fall upon a method to remove his master, whether he would or no.

Then he explained to Cardenio and Dorothea the plan they had laid to cure Don Quixote of his madness, or, at least, bring him back to his own house. This Dorothea no sooner understood, than she told him, that she was more proper than the barber for acting the part of the distressed damsel; especially, as she had clothes along with her that would answer the purpose; and bade them trust to her for representing every part of the character, which should be necessary towards the success of their design; for she had read a great many books of chivalry, and was perfectly well acquainted with the style in which afflicted damsels were wont to beg boons of knights-errant. "If that be the case (said the curate), let us not delay the execution of our scheme: for, without doubt, Heaven seems to favour my endeavours, not only in opening a door, so unexpectedly, to wards the cure of your misfortunes, but also in making you subservient in facilitating our sucDorothea then pulled out of her pillow case, a gown and petticoat of very rich stuff, with a beautiful green mantelet, and opening a little casket, took out a rich necklace and other jewels, with which she instantly dressed her self to such advantage, that she appeared like a lady of the first rank and fortune. All these and other ornaments, she said, she had carried off from her father's house, in case of what might happen; though hitherto she had met with no opportunity of using them. Every one present was charmed with her graceful mien, easy deportment, and exceeding beauty, and passed sentence on Don Fernando, as a person of little taste and discernment, for having abandoned such excellence. But the admiration of Sancho was superior to that of all the rest: for he actually thought, and indeed it was true, that in all the days of his life, he had never seen such a beautiful creature; and accordingly asked the curate, with great eagerness, who that

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handsome lady was, and what she looked for in these bye-places?" Friend Sancho (answered the curate), that handsome lady, to say no more of her, is heiress, in the direct male line, of the kingdom of Micomicon,* come hither to beg, as a boon of your master, that he would redress a wrong and grievance done to her by a discourteous giant: for such is the fame and reputation of that excellent knight Don Quixote, through the whole extent of Guinea, as to induce this princess to come from thence in quest of him." -"Blessed quest! (cried Sancho), and happy finding, say I, especially if my master should be so fortunate as to right the wrong, and redress the grievance, by killing that son of a whore of a giant that your worship mentions: and kill him he certainly will, if they should once meet, provided he be not a phantom; for, you must know, my master has no power over phantoms. But one thing, among many others, I must beg of you, Mr Licentiate, and that is, to put my master out of conceit of an archbishopric, for, I am afraid, his inclination leans that way, and advise him to marry this princess out of hand,—a match which will make it impossible for him to receive holy orders; and therefore he will the more easily arrive at the seat of empire, and I at the end of my wish.— For I have carefully considered the affair, and by my reckoning, I shall not find my account in his being an archbishop, as I am altogether unfit for the church, by the reason of my being married; and for me, who have a wife and childern, to be petitioning for dispensations to hold livings would be an endless task. Wherefore, signor, the point is this: let my master immediately take to wife that same lady, whose name I do not know; for, indeed, I never saw her grace before this blessed minute." "She is called the princess Micomicona (replied the curate), because her kingdom being Micomicon, it is plain her name must be Micomicona."

"Yes, to be sure (said Sancho), I have known several people take a surname and addition from the place of their nativity, calling themselves, for example, Pedro d'Alcala, Juna de Ubeda, Diego de Valladolid; and I suppose they have the same custom in Guinea, where the queens take their names from the kingdoms they rule."

The priest confirmed Sancho's opinion, and promised to use his utmost influence to promote the marriage of the knight. With this assurance Sancho rested as much satisfied as the other was surprised at his simplicity, when he perceived how carefully he cherished, in his imagination, the same extravagant whims that possessed his master, who, he firmly believed, would one day become an emperor.

By this time, Dorothea being mounted on the curate's mule, and the barber's face accommo

* As if he had said Ape-land, Mico signifying an ape.

dated with the ox's tail, by way of beard, they desired Sancho to guide them to the place where Don Quixote was, and cautioned him against pretending to know the licentiate and his companion, assuring him that his master's becoming an emperor entirely depended upon his professing ignorance of their persons. Yet neither the curate nor Cardenio would accompany them; because the presence of this last might recall to the knight's memory, the quarrel which had happened between them; and it was not yet proper that the priest should appear: for which reasons, they let the rest proceed by themselves, and they followed at a small distance, after the curate had given her cue to Dorothea, who desired him to make himself perfectly easy on her account; for she would act the part assigned to her, without having the least occasion for a prompter, in the true style and spirit of knighterrantry.

Having travelled about three quarters of a league, they discovered Don Quixote already clothed, though still unarmed, sitting in the midst of a labyrinth of rocks; and Dorothea no sooner understood it was he, in consequence of Sancho's information, than she whipt up her palfrey, close attended by the well-bearded barber, who, when she approached the knight, threw himself from his mule, and ran to help his lady to alight. But she, dismounting with great agility, went and fell upon her knees before Don Quixote, whom, in spite of his repeated endeavours to raise her, she accosted in these words:

"Never will I rise from this posture, most valiant and invincible knight, until your benevolence and courtesy grant me a boon, which will not only redound to the honour and applause of your own person, but also to the advantage of the most injured and disconsolate damsel that ever the sun beheld; and if the valour of your mighty arm corresponds with the voice of your immortal fame, you are obliged to favour the unfortunate, who, attracted by the odour of your celebrated name, come from far distant regions in quest of your assistance.""Beauteous lady (replied Don Quixote), I will not answer one word, nor hear one circumstance of your affairs, until you rise from the ground." "I will not rise, signor (answered the afflicted damsel), until I shall have obtained from your condescension the boon I beg." "I condescend and grant it (resumed the knight), pro

vided, in so doing, I act neither to the detriment nor derogation of my king, my country, and her who holds my heart and liberty enslaved."-" Your compliance, worthy signor (replied the mourning lady), shall in no ways affect the exceptions you have made."

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At that instant Sancho came up, and whispered softly in his master's ear, Your worship may safely grant the boon she asks, which is a mere trifle, no more than slaying a gigantie sort of a fellow; and she who begs it is the high and mighty princess Micomicona, queen of the great empire of Micomicon, in Ethiopia." "Whosoever she is (answered Don Quixote), I will do what I am in duty bound to perform, and act according to the dictates of my own conscience, and conformable to the order I profess." Then turning to Dorothea, "Rise, most beautiful lady (said he), the boon you ask is granted."-" Then what I ask is this (resumed the damsel), that your magnanimity would immediately accompany me to the place from whence I came, and promise to attempt no other adventure, nor grant any other request, until you shall have taken vengeance on a traitor who hath usurped my crown, contrary to all right human and divine." "I grant your request, madam (answered Don Quixote); henceforth you may dispel that melancholy with which you are depressed, and let your fainting hope resume new strength and vigour; for, with the assistance of God, and this my arm, you shall, in a short time, see yourself restored to your kingdom, and seated on the throne of your royal ancestors, in defiance and despite of all those evil-designing persons who mean to oppose you; let us set hands to the work then, for, according to the common observation, Delay breeds dan ger."

The distressed damsel struggled with great perseverance to kiss his hand; but Don Quixote, who was in all respects a well-bred knight, would by no means allow such humiliation : on the contrary, raising her up, he embraced her with great politeness and cordiality, ordering Sancho to secure Rozinante's girths, and help him to arm with all expedition. The 'squire taking down the armour, which hung on a tree, in the manner of a trophy, and adjusting the horse's girths, in a twinkling equipped his master, who finding himself armed," Now (said he), let us go, in the name of God, to the assistance of this high-born lady." The bar

When a knight had once granted a boon in this manner, it was impossible for him to retract, let the request be ever so extravagant. We are told by Joinville, that the queen of St Lewis being big with child, and in the utmost terror of falling alive into the hands of the infidels at Damietta, in Egypt, fell upon her knees before an old knight turned of fourscore, and conjured him to grant her boon: the old man having promised to comply, on the faith of his knighthood, she told him the favour she so pressingly solicited was, that he would cut off her head, before she should fall into the hands of the enemy, provided the Saracens should become masters of the -town. The signor answered without hesitation, that she might depend upon his sword; and owned he had taken that resolution even before she signified her request.

ber, who was all this time on his knees, at infi nite pains to preserve his gravity and his beard, the fall of which, perhaps, would have utterly ruined their laudable design, when he found the boon was granted, and saw with what eagerness the knight undertook to fulfil it, rose up, and, with the assistance of Don Quixote, helped his lady upon her mule again; then her protector bestrode Rozinante, and he himself mounted his own beast, while Sancho Panza, being left on foot, felt the loss of Dapple anew: but this he contentedly bore, believing that his master was now in the right road, and almost at the very point of being an emperor: for he assured himself, that the knight would wed that princess, and so become king of Micomicon at least: the only uneasiness he felt, was on account of that kingdom's being in the land of negroes, so that all his servants and vassals must be black; but his imagination supplied him with a remedy for this inconvenience, and he said within himself, "Suppose my vassals are negroes, what else have I to do but transport them to Spain, where I can sell them for ready money, with which I may purchase some title or post, that will maintain me at my ease all the days of my life! No, to be sure, sleep on, void of all in vention or ability to dispose of your ware, and sell thirty or ten thousand slaves in the turning of a straw. Before God! I'll make them fly, little and big, or just as I may; and, blacks as they are, turn them all into whites and yellows. Let me alone to suck my own fingers." With these conceits he was so much engrossed, and so well satisfied, that he actually forgot the pain of travelling on foot.

Cardenio and the curate saw every thing that passed from behind some bushes where they were hid, and could fall upon no method of joining them conveniently, until the priest, who was an excellent schemer, thought of an expedient for the purpose: having a pair of scissars about him, he cut off the beard of Cardenio with infinite despatch, and giving him a grey jacket, with his own black cloak, he himself remaining in his doublet and hose, the tattered cavalier was so much altered in point of appearance, that he would scarce have known himself had he looked in a glass. Although the others were jogging on while they disguised themselves in this manner, they easily reached the highway before the knight and his company, whose beasts were retarded by the bushes and rockyness of the ground: and taking their station just at the mouth of the entrance to the mountain, no sooner perceived the knight and his attendants come forth, than the curate looked earnestly at him a good while, as if he had been recollecting a person whom he knew, then ran to him with open arms, crying aloud," Blessed be this meeting with the mirror of chivalry, my worthy compatriot Don Quixote de la Mancha, the flower and cream of gentility, the protector

and physician of the distressed, and quintessence of knights-errant !" So saying, he embraced the left knee of Don Quixote, who, being astonished at the words and action of the man, began to consider his features with great attention, and at length recollecting him, was struck dumb with admiration at seeing him in that place, and made many efforts to alight; which when the priest opposed, "Give me leave, Mr Licentiate (said he), it is not seemly that I should remain on horseback, when such a reve rend person as you travels on foot."-"I will by no means (answered the curate), consent to your alighting; since, on horseback, your mighty arm hath achieved the greatest exploits and adventures that this age hath seen: it shall suffice for me, who am but an unworthy priest, to get up, with permission, behind this gentleman who travels in your worship's company; and then I shall imagine myself mounted upon Pegasus, a Zebra, or that fiercer courser that carried the fa mous Moor, Muzaraque, who still lies enchanted in the vast mountain Zulema, at a little distance from the great Compluto."-" I did not think of that expedient, Mr Licentiate (resumed the knight), but I know that my lady the princess will, out of regard to me, be pleased to order her 'squire to accommodate you with the saddle of his mule, and he himself may ride upon the crupper, if the beast will carry double.”—“ I believe she will (said the princess); and I am sure there will be no occasion to lay my com mands upon my 'squire, who is too courteous and polite to suffer an ecclesiastic to travel on foot, when it is in his power to provide him with a beast."-"Your majesty is in the right," answered the barber, who, instantly alighting, complimented the curate with the saddle, which was accepted without much entreaty.

But then the misfortune was, when the 'squire attempted to get up behind, the mule, which was an hireling, consequently mischievous, lifted up her hind-legs, and kicked with such fury, that had they lighted on the head or breast of Mr Nicholas, he would have had reason to curse the hour on which he set out in quest of Don Quixote: such, however, was his confusion, that he came to the ground, and his beard being neglected, fell off; so that he could find no other method to prevent a discovery, than to clap both hands to his face with great expedition, and roar out that his teeth were demolished. Don Quixote, seeing that huge mass of beard torn from the jaw without blood, and lying at a good distance from the 'squire's face, "Good Heavens! (cried he), what a wonderful phenomenon is this! the beard is taken off and shaved as clean by the heel of the mule, as if it had been done by the hand of a barber." The curate, seeing the risk he ran of being detected in his scheme, snatched up the tail, and running with it to Mr Nicholas, who still lay bellowing for help, pulled his head to his breast

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