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dangerous fall: the victor instantly sprung upon him, and clapping his lance to his vizor, Knight (said he), you are vanquished and a dead man, unless you acknowledge the terms of the defiance." To this address the battered and astonished Don Quixote, without lifting up his beaver, replied in a languid tone, and feeble voice, that seemed to issue from a tomb, " Dulcinea del Toboso is the most beautiful woman in the world, and I the most unfortunate knight on earth; and, as it is not reasonable that my weakness should discredit this truth, make use of your weapon, knight, and instantly deprive me of life, as you have already divested me of honour. By no means (said he of the White Moon): let the fame of lady Dulcinea's beauty flourish in full perfection; all the satisfaction I ask is, that the great Don Quixote shall retire to his own house, and there abide for the space of one year, or during the term which I shall prescribe, according to the articles agreed upon before we engaged." This whole dialogue was overheard by the viceroy, Don Antonio, and a number of other people who were present, and they were also ear-witnesses of the answer made by Don Quixote, who said, that as the victor had demanded nothing to the prejudice of Dulcinea, he would comply with his proposal like a true and punctual knight.

He of the White Moon hearing his declaration, turning his horse, and bowing courteously to the viceroy, entered the city at a half gallop, whither he was followed by Don Antonio, at the desire of the viceroy, who entreated him to make inquiry, and obtain satisfactory information concerning this romantic stranger. In the meantime, they raised up Don Quixote; and, uncovering his face, found him pale as death, and his forehead bedewed with a cold sweat, while Rozinante lay motionless, from the rough treatment he had received. As for Sancho, he was so overwhelmed with sorrow and vexation, that he knew not what to say or do; this unlucky incident seemed to be a dream, and he looked upon the whole scene as a matter of enchantment. Seeing his lord and master overcome, and obliged to lay aside his arms for the space of a whole year, he imagined the splendour of his exploits was eclipsed, and all those fair hopes, produced from his late promise, dis persed in the air, as smoke is dissipated by the wind: in a word, he was afraid that Rozinante was maimed for ever, and his master's bones dislocated, and even thought it would be a great mercy if he was not in a worse condition.

Finally, the viceroy ordered his people to bring a sedan, in which the knight was carried to the city, accompanied by that nobleman, who longed very much to know who this Knight of the White Moon was, by whom Don Quixote had been left in such a cruel dilemina.

CHAP. XIII.

Which discovers who the Knight of the White Moon was, and gives an account of the deliverance of Don Gregorio, with other incidents.

Don Antonio Moreno followed the Knight of the White Moon, who was also accompanied, and even persecuted by a number of boys, until they had housed him in one of the city inns, which was, at the same time, entered by Don Antonio, who burned with impatience to know what he was; and, without ceremony, intruded himself into the apartment to which the stranger retired, with his 'squire, to be unarmed. He of the White Moon, perceiving how much the gentleman's curiosity was inflamed, and that he was resolved to stick close by him until it should be satisfied, "Signor (said he), I am not ignorant that you are come hither on purpose to know who I am; and, as there is no reason why I should refuse you that satisfaction, I will, while my servant is employed in taking off my armour, explain the whole mystery, without the least reserve. You must know then, signor, that I am called the bachelor Sampson Carrasco, a townsman of Don Quixote de la Mancha, whose madness and extravagance have given great concern to all his acquaintance, and to me in particular. Believing that his recovery would depend upon his living quietly at his own habitation, I projected a scheme for compelling him to stay at home; and about three months ago sallied forth upon the highway as a knight-errant, assuming the appellation of the Knight of the Mirrors, fully resolved to engage and vanquish Don Quixote, without hurting him dangerously, after I should have have established, as the condition of our combat, that the vanquished should be at the discretion of the victor: and, as I deemed him already conquered, my intention was to demand that he should return to his own house, from which he should not stir for the space of one year, in which time I hoped his cure might be effected. But fate ordained things in another manner: I was conquered and overthrown, and my design entirely frustrated; he proceeded in quest of new adventures, and I returned vanquished, ashamed, and sorely bruised by the dangerous fall I had sustained in battle: nevertheless, I did not lay aside the design of returning in quest of him to overthrow him in my turn, and you have, this day, seen my intention succeed; for he is so punctual in observing the ordinances of chivalry, that he will, doubtless, perform his promise in complying with my demand. This, signor, is an account of the whole affair; nor have I omitted one circumstance; and I beg you will not discover and disclose to Don Quixote who I am, that

my Christian intention may take effect, and the poor gentleman retrieve his judgment, which would be altogether excellent, were he once abandoned by those mad notions of chivalry." "God forgive you, signor (cried Don Antonio), for the injury you have done the world, in seeking to restore to his senses the most agreeable madman that ever lived! Do not you perceive, signor, that the benefit resulting from the cure of Don Quixote will never counterbalance the pleasure produced by his extravagances? But I imagine all the care and industry of signor ba chelor will hardly be sufficient to effect the recovery of a man who is so thoroughly mad, and, if it was no breach of charity, I would say, May Don Quixote never be cured; for in his reco very we not only lose his own diverting flights, but also those of his 'squire Sancho Panza; and any of these conceits are such as might convert Melancholy herself into merriment and laughter; nevertheless, I shall put a seal upon my lips, and say nothing, that I may see whether or not I shall judge aright, in supposing that the diligence of signor Carrasco will not answer his expectation." The bachelor answered, that, all things considered, the business was already in a fair way, and, he did not doubt, would be blessed with a prosperous issue. Don Antonio having made a tender of his services and taken his leave, Sampson ordered his arms to be fastened upon a mule; then mounting the horse on which he engaged Don Quixote, he quitted the city that same day, on his return to his own country, in which he arrived without having met with any incident worthy of being recorded in this authentic history. Don Antonio made the viceroy acquainted with all the particulars he had learned from Carrasco, which afforded no great pleasure to that nobleman, as the retirement of Don Quixote would destroy all that entertainment enjoyed by those who had the opportunity of observing his mad

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Six whole days did Don Quixote lie a-bed, pensive, melancholy, mauled, and meagre, revolving in his imagination, and meditating incessantly on the unfortunate incident of his overthrow; notwithstanding the consolations of Sancho, who, among other arguments of comfort, exhorted his worship to hold up his head, and dispel his sorrow, if possible. "Your worship (said he), has reason to thank God, that, though you are overthrown, your ribs are still whole: you know that, in those matters, we must take as well as give; and where there are hooks we do not always find bacon. A fig for the physician, seeing we do not want his help in the cure of his distemper: let us return to our habitation, and leave off travelling about in quest of adventures, through lands and countries unknown: nay, if we rightly consider the case, I am the greatest loser, though your worship is the most roughly handled; for

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though when I quitted the government, I likewise quitted all thought of governing, I did not give up the desire of being a count, which will never be fulfilled if your worship should renounce your design of being a king, and quit the exercise of chivalry; in that case all my hopes must vanish into smoke." Peace, Sancho (said the disconsolate knight); the term of my penance and retirement will not exceed a year, at the end of which I will return to the honourable duties of my profession, and then we shall find kingdoms to conquer and countships to bestow."-" The Lord give ear, and my sin never hear! (cried Sancho), and I have always heard it said, that righteous hope is better than unjust possession."

Their conversation was interrupted by Don Antonio, who, entering the apartment with marks of infinite satisfaction, exclaimed, " Money for my good news, Signor Don Quixote: Don Gregorio, and the renegado who undertook his deliverance, are now in the road-in the road! they are by this time in the viceroy's palace, and will be here in an instant." The knight was a little revived by these tidings, and replied, " In truth, I was going to say I should have been glad to hear that the scheme had not succeeded, so that I should have been obliged to cross over into Barbary, where I would, by the strength of my arm, have given liberty not only to Don Gregorio, but also to all the Christian captives in Algiers-but what am I say ing, miserable caitiff? am not I vanquished? am not I overthrown? am not I excluded from the exercise of arms for the space of a whole year? wherefore then promise what I cannot perform? wherefore praise my own valour, when I am fitter for handling a distaff than for wielding a sword ?"-"No more of that, good signor (replied the 'squire); Let the hen live, though she has the pip: to-day for thee, and to-morrow for me: as to those matters of encounters and dry bastings, they are not to be minded: for he that falls to-day may rise tomorrow, if he does not choose to lie a-bed; I mean, if he does not choose to despair, without endeavouring to recover fresh spirits for fresh adventures. Get up, therefore, I beseech your worship, and receive Don Gregorio; for the people are in such an uproar, that, by this time, he must be in the house."

This was really the case: Don Gregorio and the renegado having given the viceroy an account of the voyage and success of the undertaking, the young gentleman, impatient to see his dear Anna Felix, was coine with his deliverer to the house of Don Antonio; and, although Don Gregorio was in woman's apparel when they delivered him from Algiers, he had exchanged it in the vessel with another captive by whom he was accompanied; but, in any dress whatsoever, his appearance was such as commanded friendship, service, and esteem; for

he was exceedingly beautiful, and seemingly not above seventeen or eighteen years of age. Ricote and his daughter went forth to receive him, the father with tears of joy, and Anna with the most modest deportment; nor did this fair couple embrace one another: for where genuine love prevails, such freedom of behaviour is seldom indulged. The beauty of Don Gregorio and his mistress excited the admira tion of all the spectators; while silence spoke for the lovers themselves, and their eyes, performing the office of the tongue, disclosed the joy of their virtuous thoughts. The renegado recounted the stratagem and means he had used for the deliverance of the youth, who, likewise, entertained the company with a detail of the dangers and distresses to which he was exposed among the women with whom he had been left; and this task he performed, not with diffused proxility, but in elegant and concise terms, which plainly proved that his discretion far ex ceeded his years. Finally, Ricote liberally rewarded the rowers and the renegado, who reunited and reincorporated himself with the church, and, from a rotten member, became fair and sound, by dint of mortification and sincere repentance.

Two days after the arrival of Don Gregorio, the viceroy consulted with Don Antonio about the means of obtaining permission from Anna Felix and her father to reside in Spain, as they were persuaded that no inconvenience could arise from such indulgence to a daughter who was so perfectly a Christian, and a father so righteously disposed. Don Antonio offered to negotiate this affair at court, whither he was pressingly called by his own occasions; observing, that by dint of interest and presents many difficulties are removed. Ricote, who was present at this conversation, said, "There is nothing to be hoped from favour or presents; neither tears, entreaties, promises, nor presents will avail with the great Don Bernandino de Velasco, Count de Selaza, to whom his majesty has intrusted the charge of our expulsion: for, although he really tempers justice with mercy, as he perceives the whole body of our nation contaminated and gangrened, he applies the actual cautery instead of the mollifying ointment; so that, by his diligence, prudence, sagacity, and terrifying threats, he has sustained upon his able shoulders the weight of that vast project which he has successfully put in execution, without suffering his Argus eyes, which are al ways alert, to be blinded by all our industry, stratagem, fraud, and solicitation. He is resolved that none of our people shall remain concealed, lest, like an hidden root, they may hereafter bud and bring forth fruit which may be poisonous to Spain, already cleansed and delivered from those fears that arose from the prodigious number of Moors,-an heroic resolution of the great Philip III. who has, at the same

time, displayed the most consummate wisdom, in committing the execution of the scheme to the courage and ability of Don Bernandino de Velasco." "Nevertheless (said Don Antonio), I will, while at court, use all possible means in your behalf, and leave the determination to Heaven: Don Gregorio shall go along with me, and console his parents for the grief they have suffered from his absence: Anna Felix shall stay with my wife, or be boarded in a monastery; and I know my lord viceroy will be pleased to lodge honest Ricote until we shall see the issue of my negotiation." The viceroy agreed to every circumstance of the proposal; but Don Gregorio, being informed of the scheme, de clared he neither could nor would leave his charming Anna Felix. At length, however, he assented to the proposal, resolving to go and visit his parents, with whom he would concert measures for returning to fetch away his mistress; so that Anna Felix remained with Don Antonio's lady, and Ricote stayed in the viceroy's palace.

The hour of Antonio's departure arrived, and in two days was followed by that of Don Quix ote, whose fall would not permit him to travel before that time. The parting of the lovers was attended with weeping, sighing, sobbing, and swooning; and Ricote offered to accommo date Don Gregorio with a thousand crowns; but the young gentleman would take but five, which he borrowed of Don Antonio, promising to repay them at court. Thus they set out together for Madrid; and soon after, as we have already observed, Don Quixote and Sancho departed from Barcelona; the knight unarmed, in a travelling dress, and the 'squire trudging a-foot, because Dapple carried the armour of his mas

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CHAP. XIV.

Treating of that which will be seen by him who reads, and known by him who hears it read.

Don Quixote, in leaving Barcelona, turned about to survey the fatal spot in which he had fallen, and thus exclaimed, "Here Troy once stood! here, by misfortune, not by cowardice, was I despoiled of all the glory I had acquired! here did I feel the vicissitudes of fortune! here all my achievements were eclipsed! and, finally, here fell my fortune, never more to rise!" Sancho hearing this effusion, "Signor (said he), it is the part of a valiant man to bear with patience his sufferings and adversity, as well as to enjoy his prosperity with good humour; I judge from my own feeling; for if I was merry when a governor, I am not melancholy now that I am a poor 'squire travelling a-foot: and I have often heard, that she we call Fortune is a drunken, fickle female, and so blind withal, that

she sees not what she does, and knows not whom she is abusing, or whom exalting.""Sancho (answered the knight), thou art very philosophical, and hast spoke with great discretion, which I know not where thou hast learn ed: I can tell thee, however, there is no such thing as fortune in the whole world; nor do those things which happen, whether good or evil, proceed from chance, but solely from the particular providence of Heaven; and hence comes the usual saying, that every man is the maker of his own fortune: I at least have been the maker of mine, though not with sufficient prudence, and therefore my presumptuous hopes miscarried. I ought to have considered that Rozinante's weakness could not resist the weight and magnitude of my adversary's horse: in a word, I tried my fortune, did what I could, found myself vanquished and overthrown, and though I lost mine honour, I neither did nor can forget my integrity and the merit of fulfilling my promise: while I was a knight-errant valiant and intrepid, my hand and my performance gave credit to my exploits; and now that I am no more than a pedestrian 'squire, my word shall be confirmed by the accomplishment of my promise. Make haste then, friend Sancho, let us return to our own country, and pass the year of our probation, and during that term of confinement acquire fresh vigour and virtue to resume the never-by-me-forgotten exercise of arms."-" Signor (answered the 'squire), the pastime of trudging a-foot is not quite so pleasant as to move and instigate me to travel at a great pace; let us leave these arms of yours hanging like a malefactor on some tree; and then I, occupying the back of Dapple, with my feet no longer in the mire, we may travel just as your worship shall desire or demand; but to think that I can make long marches on foot is a vain supposition."-" Thou art in the right, Sancho (replied Don Quixote), let my arms be suspended in form of a trophy; and beneath, or around them, we will engrave upon the tree an inscription like that which appeared under the armour of Orlando:

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"A most excellent device! (cried the 'squire), and if it were not that we should feel the want of him in our journey, it would not be amiss to hang up Rozinante at the same time."-" Nevertheless (replied Don Quixote), neither Rozinante nor my arms will I suffer to be hung up; for it shall never be said of me, that a good service met with a bad remuneration.". "Your worship talks very much to the purpose (said Sancho); for, according to the opinion of wise men, the pannel ought not to suffer for the fault of the ass; and since your worship alone was to blame for the bad success of

the last adventure, you ought to punish your self only, and not vent your indignation upon your bloody and already rusted arms, or upon the meekness of Rozinante; or, lastly, upon the tenderness of my feet, in desiring them to walk at a pace which they cannot maintain."

In this conversation, and other such discourse, they passed that whole day, and the next four, without meeting with any incident that could interrupt their journey: on the fifth, which was a holiday, they entered a village, where they saw a number of people making merry at the gate of an inn; and when Don Quixote approached, a countryman exclaimed, "One of these gentlemen travellers, who are unacquainted with the parties, shall decide our wager." The knight assuring them he would give his opinion freely and honestly as soon as he should be informed of the matter, the peasant replied, "Worthy signor, this here is the case: one of our townsmen, who is so fat and bulky that he weighs little less than three hundred weight, has challenged one of his neighbours, a thin creature not half so heavy, to run with him one hundred yards, with equal weight. The match was accordingly made; but when the challenger was asked how the weight of both should be made equal, he insisted on the other's carrying the difference in bars of iron, by which means Limberham would be upon a footing with Loggerhead."-" By no means (cried Sancho, interposing before his master could answer one word), to me who have been lately a governor and a judge, as all the world knows, it belongs to resolve these doubts, and give my opinion in every dispute."-" Speak then in happy time, friend Sancho (said the knight); for my judg ment is so confounded and disturbed that I am hardly fit to throw crumbs to a cat." With this permission Sancho, addressing himself to the peasants, who had assembled round him, and waited his decision with open mouths, "Brothers (said he), the demand of Loggerhead will not hold water, and is indeed without the least shadow of justice; for, if what all the world says be true, namely, that the challenged party has the choice of the weapons, it is not reasonable that the said Loggerhead should pretend to choose such arms as may encumber his adversary and secure the victory to himself; it is therefore my opinion, that Loggerhead the challenger shall scrape, shave, pare, polish, slice, and take away one hundred and fifty pounds weight of his own individual flesh from different parts of his body, according to his own fancy and convenience; so that leaving the other moiety, which will be sufficient to counterbalance his antagonist, the parties may run with equal advantage.' -"'Fore God! (cried one of the countrymen, hearing this wise decision), the gentleman has spoken like a saint, and given sentence like a canon; but sure I am, Loggerhead will not part with an ounce, much

less one hundred and fifty pounds of, his flesh." "The best part of the joke (replied another peasant), is, that the match cannot be run; for Limberham will not touch a bar of iron, and Loggerhead will not pare himself; let us therefore spend the half of the money in treating these gentlemen at the tavern with some of the best wine, and when it rains let the shower fall upon my cloak."—"Gentlemen (said Don Quixote), I thank you for your invitation; but I really cannot tarry a moment; for melancholy thoughts and unlucky adventures oblige me to appear uncivil on this occasion, and to travel faster than the ordinary pace." So saying, he clapped spurs to Rozinante, and set on, leaving them astonished in consequence of having seen and observed the strange figure of the master and the sagacity of the servant, for such they supposed Sancho to be. One of them could not help saying, "If the servant is so wise, what must the master be? I'll lay a wager, if they go to study at Salamanca, they will in a trice be created Alcaldes of the court; for it is nothing but children's play, studying and poring, and having interest and good luck; and when a man thinks least about the matter, he finds himself with a white rod in his hand, or a mitre upon his head."

That night our adventurer and his 'squire passed in the middle of an open field, under the spacious cope of heaven; and next day proceeding on their journey, they saw coming towards them a man on foot, with a javelin or half pike in his hand, and a wallet on his back,-circumstances from which they judged he was a post or courier. As he advanced he quickened his pace, and running up to Don Quixote, embraced his right thigh, for he could reach no higher, exclaiming with marks of extraordinary satisfaction, "O my good Signor Don Quixote! how will the heart of my lord duke be rejoiced when he knows your worship is returning to his castle, where he still continues with my lady duchess!""Friend (said the knight), I do not recollect your features, nor do I know who you are, unless you will be pleased to tell me."-" Signor Don Quixote (replied the courier), I am my lord duke's lacquey, Tosilos, who refused to fight with your worship concerning the marriage of the duenna's daughter."-" God in heaven protect me! (cried the knight), is it possible that you are he whom my enemies the enchanters transformed into that same lacquey you mention, to deprive me of the glory of that combat?" "No more of that, worthy signor, (replied the post); there was no enchantment in the case, nor any sort of transformation; I was as much the lacquey Tosilos when I entered the lists as when I left them. I thought the girl handsome, and therefore would have married her without fighting; but the event did not answer my expectation. Your worship was no sooner gone from the castle, than my lord

duke ordered me to be severely bastinadoed, for having contradicted the instructions he had given me before I entered the lists; and this is the upshot of the whole affair; the girl is by this time a nun, Donna Rodriguez is gone back to Castile, and I am now bound for Barcelona with a packet of letters from his grace to the viceroy. If your worship is inclined to take a small draught of good wine, though not very cool, I have here a calabash full of the best, and some slices of Tronchon cheese, which will serve as provocatives and rousers of thirst, if perchance it should be asleep."-" Your invitation is accepted (cried Sancho); truce with your compliments, and skink away, honest Tosilos, maugre and in despite of all the enchanters of the Indies."-" Verily, Sancho (said Don Quixote), thou art the most insatiate glutton in the universe, and the most ignorant animal upon earth: but, as thou art not persuaded that this courier is enchanted, and no other than a counterfeit Tosilos, thou mayest tarry along with him and fill thy belly; and I will jog on at a slow pace until thou shalt overtake me." The lacquey smiled at his infatuation, unsheathed his calabash, unwalleted his cheese, and, producing a small loaf, he and Sancho sat down upon the grass, where in peace and harmony they despatched and discussed the contents of the wallet with great perseverance and good-will, and even licked the packet, because it smelled of cheese. During the repast Tosilos said to the 'squire, "Doubtless, friend Sancho, thy master is bankrupt in common sense."-" How bankrupt! (answered Panza), he owes no man a farthing, but pays like a prince, especially where madness is the current coin: I see the matter plain enough, and tell him my opinion freely: but to what purpose? Now, indeed, he is going home in despair for having been vanquished by the Knight of the White Moon." Tosilos earnestly begged he would recount that adventure; but Sancho declined the task, observing, that it would be unmannerly to let his master wait for him; though at their next meeting he should have more leisure. He accordingly started up, and, shaking the crumbs from his garment and beard, bade adieu to Tosilos; then driving Dapple before him, soon came up with his master, whom he found waiting for him under the shade of a tree.

CHAP. XV.

Of the resolution which Don Quixote took to become a shepherd and lead a pastoral life, until the term of his confinement should be elapsed, with other incidents truly entertaining.

Ir Don Quixote was perplexed with cogitation before his overthrow, much more was he fatigued by his own thoughts after his late mis

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